borns
u rock man

morley
aw cmon get a little boulder that was schist

borns
I AM UGLY LAUGHING AT THIS IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS

morley
IT IS NOT TOO EARLY IT IS ALWAYS A GNEISS TIME FOR PUNS DONT BE SO STONE COLD

borns
i will never take ur puns for granite

morley
thanks mate you're a legend. i'd rock your world with more puns but all i can do is pull out a science one and tell you unfortunately they argon

g: U JUST MADE ME BLUSH U HANDSOME DEVIL hahaha
b: LMFAO WHY
b: YOU ARE APPRECIATED
g: U WERE LIKE I APPRECIATE U i did not expect it
g: I GOT ALL RED AND FLUSTERED
...
g: we are one in the same
b: IT CERTAINLY SEEMS SO DOESN'T IT
g: i'm certainly not complaining ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
b: WELL GOOD CAUSE I THINK WE'RE SWELL

morley
will you marry me

borns
i thought u'd never ask

g: but honestly man i am not that into radiohead
g: i know u are thinking that u want to end our friendship but like i dunno what it is
b: LMAO I WOULD NEVER END OUR FRIENDSHIP SH GET OUT OF HERE
g: GOOD BECAUSE HONESTLY
g: i wouldn't let u
b: you'd lowkey stalk me
b: i'd be kind of into it
g: what makes u think i don't now

g: u like those blondes don't u
b: LMAO I DEFINITELY HAVE A TYPE
g: then there's me 💁

b: i called us boyfriends like 12 times today i'm like idk how to properly explain us whatever
g: i have called u my boyfriend multiple times



b: bob morley: i called us boyfriends like 12 times today i'm like idk how to properly explain us whatever
garrett borns: i have called u my boyfriend multiple times
hayley: this is the part where i stand up and yell JUST FUCK ALREADY
hayley: i'm just saying
b: i know
b: i know

g: it wouldn't have mattered because cole wouldn't have been able to do anything but like if anyone could've it may have been him and that lil fucker knew it
b: i'll fuckin fight him if he thinks he can do anything better than i can

g: did u see the collar one i died laughing
b: she asked if it was me
b: bob morley: i don't ask him i just do it
     zella day: touché

g: it's my sanity or what's left of it
b: that's it, i claim you, you're mine now no more worrying about it it's done
g: thank goodness
g: why can't everyone be as perfect as us

g: if i were gay i would've ran away with u a long time ago
b: please i still would

g: did u see i took that quiz and got bellamy LMAO
g: i was just like i don't need a quiz to tell me this u in any form is my soulmate
g: obviously.

g: are u going to tackle me in the mud or something
b: everyone needs a good mud wrestle now and then

g: they always said we were going to run off together like that show so
g: i don't even know that show it just always made me laugh
b: me too but LMAO
b: little do they know we get closer and closer by the day
g: i am glad i am not the only one feeling this way
b: oh my god i feel like an awful person for it you're definitely not
g: honestly something just switched in me tonight and i don't know anything anymore
b: that happened to me the other night. i just stopped getting worked up over everything because something switched and it just wasn't a priority anymore
b: my mind was elsewhere and idk that was just that
g: what are u doing to me bub
b: the same thing you're doing to me okay

b: earlier aubrey and i were talking about songs we play on repeat and she said there were a few of yours that were on loop for a while when she first heard them and for some reason i got REALLY proud for you like "aw that's my g" and then i was like bob he's not actually your fucking boyfriend stop
g: but u are my boyfriend

b: [olly] invited me to one of his shows to see radiohead the other day
b: i picked you instead
b: i'll have you know
g: oh my god
b: yes?
g: I JUST KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO U

b: i'm constantly asking permission
g: i know
g: i'm just saying i'm yours
b: and i'm yours

g: i told matt that i was going to marry u and he was just like i know u are WHY AM I TELLING U THIS
g: u already knew this
b: i told lindsey i was going to marry you it's what sparked the flower girl conversation
g: i just am in no hurry i just like saying it
b: i know baby me too
g: god 🆘 🆘


b: hey
b: guess what
g: what
b: one day i'm going to fucking marry you🙃
g: 🆘🆘🆘🆘
g: i almost just fainted at that welp
g: i'm gonna marry the fuck outta u


g: i was yours as soon as i realized how i felt about u
b: i've been yours since iggy pop
g: since i appreciate u
g: NOW that is the date for me LMAO
b: march 16th

g: everytime zella would ask me what i imagined when i thought about us getting married and it was always so hard for me to picture it??
b: can you with us?
g: yes
b: well what do you imagine?
b: god my face hurts like crazy right now but continue
g: i knew u were gonna ask i am blushing
g: it's funny because after u mentioned how u missed going to the beach and how u wanted to go with me i thought about this. i picture us getting married there or somewhere in the wilderness. i see it being small because fuck everyone else but our families because we both know they'd kill us if we didn't include them

b: can we just
b: do it then?
g: YES?
b: OKAY YOU KNOW I'M NOT KIDDING RIGHT
g: i'm not either babe
b: thank fucking god
b: that was the worst proposal in the history of proposals ever please don't ever tell anybody that story
g: MARRY ME BOB MORLEY
b: have you seen this otter?
g: LMAO FUCK OFF


g: we got engaged on mj's birthday
b: that is so fitting
g: *is listening to 'It's the Falling in Love' by 'Michael Jackson' on 'Off the Wall' *

b: aw baby if i cry again i'm going to punch you
b: lovingly
g: i was going to wait til i knew u were on set and sing this to ur voicemail
b: ugh i would have lost it and saved that voicemail for fucking ever

b: i love you
g: i love you more
b: you don't
g: god so much
b: we're my favorite people. i don't like anyone else ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
g: i never have

b: guess what
g: what
b: right now at this exact moment i am unequivocally the most in love with you i've ever been
g: 😻😻😻😻
g: i feel the same exact way
b: thank fucking god
g: tomorrow i could say it again because i fall more in love with u everyday

g: i bet she is just like wow garrett has changed so much but i haven't at all i'm just sick of everyone's shit
b: i've changed
b: i like myself so much more now. i'm happy as fuck that i'm not the person i was before
g: i'm so happy
b: i'm so fucking glad you are baby
g: so so happy

g: bobby borns
g: 🆘😻🙏
b: ugh i can't fucking wait
g: did u know i told my folks that u were going to take our name? they got so excited
b: of course i am. i'd never make you change yours
g: i would for u

b: i just cleaned my glasses it's like a whole new world
g: LMAO babe why didn't u clean them before we got married 🙀
g: maybe u would've changed ur mind
b: I DID I JUST CRIED A LOT
b: shut up you're gorgeous

g: our first christmas together
g: and as a married couple 😻
b every day with you is so amazing i didn't even think about it